Dog Walking Strategist Prints

"Chatty conspiracy theorist neighbor, 12 o’clock. Initiate ‘pretend squirrel chase’ diversion!"

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"Quick, start the car!"

Dog Walking Services

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

A large leaf falling on a dog

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

'Bert's dog training.'

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

Skeleton playing fetch.

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

Dog walking Human.

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

"He's no hat and all corgis."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Dog Park

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

Love a Mutt