Bovine Strategists Prints

'Pawn to king's rook four.'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Yak, yak, yak.'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"They’re real."

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

Pull the udder one

Moo! OOM!

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

"You're famous, Angus."

"Works every time."

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

Carpet Cows

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

Grass: We lost some good men today!

"And, finally, to my wife, my love and appreciation for her understanding and critical insights, without whom this project would never have been accomplished."

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

'Ok...on the count of three, we evolve into piranha.'

It was an impulse buy.

Rule 1: Cows must be taught to obey the laws of physics!

"Every now and then, I get an overpowering urge to wear a cowbell."

'C'Mon ladies, work that bovine!'

'You two, sort it out!'

COW. JUST COW.

Angry Bulls about to try out their version of Butchering on an unsuspecting Butcher

"Hope I like it? Are you kidding me? Grass is my FAVOURITE!"

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

World Of Cow - Horns fly away by flapping ears.

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"