Bovine Thinker Prints

"No wonder we never achieve anything. All we ever do is ruminate!"

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Yak, yak, yak.'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"They’re real."

Pull the udder one

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

Moo! OOM!

"You're famous, Angus."

Flea Philosophy.

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

Carpet Cows

Grass: We lost some good men today!

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

'Do you believe how easy it is to find corn on the internet?'

It was an impulse buy.

"Hope I like it? Are you kidding me? Grass is my FAVOURITE!"

"Every now and then, I get an overpowering urge to wear a cowbell."

The Cud Food Guide

'I love you guys!'

'C'Mon ladies, work that bovine!'

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

World Of Cow - Horns fly away by flapping ears.

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

COW. JUST COW.

Angry Bulls about to try out their version of Butchering on an unsuspecting Butcher

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

"My new year's resolution. . . .Not to drink out of the toilet."

Rule 1: Cows must be taught to obey the laws of physics!

'You two, sort it out!'