Bovine Thinker Pillows

"No wonder we never achieve anything. All we ever do is ruminate!"

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"They’re real."

Pull the udder one

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

Moo! OOM!

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

"You're famous, Angus."

THe UDDER Side

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

Flea Philosophy.

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

Grass: We lost some good men today!

Carpet Cows

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

It was an impulse buy.

Revenge Of The Tipped Cows

'Do you believe how easy it is to find corn on the internet?'

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

"Every now and then, I get an overpowering urge to wear a cowbell."

World Of Cow - Horns fly away by flapping ears.

Angry Bulls about to try out their version of Butchering on an unsuspecting Butcher

'C'Mon ladies, work that bovine!'

'I love you guys!'

"Hope I like it? Are you kidding me? Grass is my FAVOURITE!"

COW. JUST COW.

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

Rule 1: Cows must be taught to obey the laws of physics!

"My new year's resolution. . . .Not to drink out of the toilet."

The Cud Food Guide

'You two, sort it out!'