Cowine Intellectual Pillows

"No wonder we never achieve anything. All we ever do is ruminate!"

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'The circle is complete!'

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

Bubble Gum Farms.

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Cow's straw

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

Slinky Cow World

"They’re real."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

Twister:Rural Social Networking

A Tumble Cow

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

How cow life-forms got to planet Earth.

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

"The universe must love dogs - otherwise, why would sticks just fall from the sky?"

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

"I'm an enigma!"

Elementary problem of aeronautics... Putting a cow over the moon.

'Eloise! Come back! I was just going to show you some of the equipment we use in veterinary school...'

Wish you were steer!

Milkin' Impossible