Cowine Intellectual Gifts

"No wonder we never achieve anything. All we ever do is ruminate!"

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

'The circle is complete!'

Chase me, chase me cows.

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Cow's straw

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

Slinky Cow World

"They’re real."

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

How cow life-forms got to planet Earth.

A Tumble Cow

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

Twister:Rural Social Networking

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

"The universe must love dogs - otherwise, why would sticks just fall from the sky?"

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

"I'm an enigma!"

Cow and Milk

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

Cheesie Rider

Moo! OOM!

Elementary problem of aeronautics... Putting a cow over the moon.