Animal Intellect Aficionado Gifts

"Tonight... Hemingway."

Mardi Gras

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Cling-On Dog

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Well, we needed the rain."

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Koala

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

A day at the transgenic races

Bears going water skiing.

"I think we may be related!"

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

'The Buck Stops Here.'

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

'I found him on the internet.'

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

Penguin