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"Tonight... Hemingway."

Mardi Gras

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Cling-On Dog

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Well, we needed the rain."

"I think we may be related!"

Hermit Crabapple Tree

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

Koala

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

A day at the transgenic races

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Bears going water skiing.

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

'The Buck Stops Here.'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

'I found him on the internet.'

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'