Animal Wisdom Admirer T-Shirts

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Chase me, chase me cows.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Giraffe Umbrella

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"You're such a good listener."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Happy Hour

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

Dog Park / Cat Park

"He's gone goth"

Bears

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

TSA Noah

Spring Training

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"Too much concealer?"

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'