Bovine Philosopher Gifts

"I disagree with a lot of the way he herds."

Is there life after digestion?

Mid-Lawn Crisis!

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

"They’re real."

Pull the udder one

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

"The universe must love dogs - otherwise, why would sticks just fall from the sky?"

"You're famous, Angus."

Shepherd, Herder, Hunter, Thinker.

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

Moo! OOM!

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

"I do what they tell me, I eat what they give me. How do I know they're not a cult?"

THe UDDER Side

Flea Philosophy.

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

Grass: We lost some good men today!

Carpet Cows

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

"He's obedient as long as my requests align with his internal moral imperatives."

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

It was an impulse buy.

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.

COW. JUST COW.