Bovine Philosophers Gifts

Sometimes i wonder if cows ever have one single sensible thought.

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"They’re real."

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

Pull the udder one

"The universe must love dogs - otherwise, why would sticks just fall from the sky?"

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

Shepherd, Herder, Hunter, Thinker.

Moo! OOM!

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

"You're famous, Angus."

"I do what they tell me, I eat what they give me. How do I know they're not a cult?"

THe UDDER Side

Flea Philosophy.

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

Grass: We lost some good men today!

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

Carpet Cows

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

"He's obedient as long as my requests align with his internal moral imperatives."

It was an impulse buy.

Revenge Of The Tipped Cows

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

Rule 1: Cows must be taught to obey the laws of physics!

"Hope I like it? Are you kidding me? Grass is my FAVOURITE!"

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.