Bovine Philosophers T-Shirts

Sometimes i wonder if cows ever have one single sensible thought.

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"They’re real."

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

Pull the udder one

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

"The universe must love dogs - otherwise, why would sticks just fall from the sky?"

Shepherd, Herder, Hunter, Thinker.

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

"You're famous, Angus."

Moo! OOM!

"I do what they tell me, I eat what they give me. How do I know they're not a cult?"

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

Flea Philosophy.

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

Grass: We lost some good men today!

Carpet Cows

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

"He's obedient as long as my requests align with his internal moral imperatives."

It was an impulse buy.

World Of Cow - Horns fly away by flapping ears.

'You two, sort it out!'

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.

COW. JUST COW.

"Hope I like it? Are you kidding me? Grass is my FAVOURITE!"