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'Pawn to king's rook four.'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Yak, yak, yak.'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"They’re real."

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

Pull the udder one

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

"Works every time."

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

"You're famous, Angus."

Moo! OOM!

THe UDDER Side

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

Sure, I'll sit, but I want half the treat upfront.

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

Grass: We lost some good men today!

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

"And, finally, to my wife, my love and appreciation for her understanding and critical insights, without whom this project would never have been accomplished."

Carpet Cows

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

'Ok...on the count of three, we evolve into piranha.'

Revenge Of The Tipped Cows

It was an impulse buy.

"Hope I like it? Are you kidding me? Grass is my FAVOURITE!"

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

The Cud Food Guide

Rule 1: Cows must be taught to obey the laws of physics!

World Of Cow - Horns fly away by flapping ears.

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

"Every now and then, I get an overpowering urge to wear a cowbell."

'C'Mon ladies, work that bovine!'

'I love you guys!'