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"Listen, Trixie, if we play this right and stick to the plan, we might get free room and board for the rest of our lives."

'First you fetch their slippers and then you chew them up -- it's called the 'good dog-bad dog' system.'

Rover's Cake

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

"He made a lot of money investing in what he knew - dog biscuit and rawhide bone futures."

Cat in a tank...

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'She'll never look for me here.'

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"Works every time."

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

Saving for Retirement.

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

"It's a 12 inch chess board - the game's a foot."

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

"Frankly, I think it's time we take a long hard look at cat futures."

Pawn Stars

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Syria

'Some game dog you are. That's the fifth time in a row you've fallen for the King's Gambit.'

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

Margaret Thatcher as the rad queen in [Alice] Through the Looking Glass. Her clothes display symbols of her policies, such as a map of the Falkland Islands and policemen's helmets

'Ok...on the count of three, we evolve into piranha.'

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

"This'll look great on my transcript!"

'If you want to get anywhere with girls, you gotta PRETEND to like bunnies, ponies, and kittens.'

'As you know, your father liked the sport of Boxing...'

'I couldn't keep squirrels away from my bird feeders, so I called a lawyer!'

'Right, you peck his left paw, I'll go for the right one.'

"Sit!"