Canine Chaos Strategist Prints

'Help!'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Dog In Your Face Comics

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

"Works every time."

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."

A child and his dog

Jumping Dogs

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

'Ok...on the count of three, we evolve into piranha.'

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

The Adventures of Wren Tin Tin

"You wouldn't believe a little dog like that could create so much hair."

"You're the on who said we couldn't afford to send him to obedience classes!"

'I told you we shouldn't have brought him.'

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

'Why good dogs go bad.'

'Coming through a pet door isn't as easy as it looks.'

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

"Next time, don't rake with the dogs."

"Sit! Heel! Stay! Give me the darn ball!!" "Ball dogs – bad idea"

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

"Dog house"

"Who let the dog get into the chocolate?"

"Get your phone."

'Sorry Mr Wolf, but your neighbours have complained again about you 'marking' your territory...'

"Quick, act casual."

101 Poops - Dalmatian dog walker is in for a torrid time.

'First you fetch their slippers and then you chew them up -- it's called the 'good dog-bad dog' system.'