Canine Chaos Strategist Mugs

'Help!'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Dog In Your Face Comics

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

"Works every time."

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."

A child and his dog

Sure, I'll sit, but I want half the treat upfront.

Jumping Dogs

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

'Ok...on the count of three, we evolve into piranha.'

The Adventures of Wren Tin Tin

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

"You wouldn't believe a little dog like that could create so much hair."

'I told you we shouldn't have brought him.'

"You're the on who said we couldn't afford to send him to obedience classes!"

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

"Sit! Heel! Stay! Give me the darn ball!!" "Ball dogs – bad idea"

"Next time, don't rake with the dogs."

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

'Why good dogs go bad.'

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

'Coming through a pet door isn't as easy as it looks.'

'This can't be good.'

'First you fetch their slippers and then you chew them up -- it's called the 'good dog-bad dog' system.'

"Quick, act casual."

'Sorry Mr Wolf, but your neighbours have complained again about you 'marking' your territory...'

"Okay, the first rule of rolling in s***e club is no one talks about rolling in s***e club."

"Who let the dog get into the chocolate?"