Content Strategist Gifts

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"#Win!"

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

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'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

A business that thinks alike...sinks alike.

"I think it's about time you started thinking outside of the box Harold."

"It's a new target to target a time to reduce targets so that we'll be less target driven!"

"I can always tell when Philip is working on family finances. A 'cursor' appears on both sides of the computer screen."

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

Eldrow

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

"I'd like to TikTok your offer and get comments before saying yes or no."

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

"When we changed the company name, the stocks went through the roof!"

'I want ideas so bold, so wildly innovative, so undeniably brilliant that they retain a shred of originality after everyone picks them to pieces.'

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

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'You're good with people. Just tell him to go fuck himself.'

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"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

"This is gibberish, Nigel, but most persuasive gibberish."

Man from refuse department says: 'We'll send you a new wheelie bin, Mrs Trubshaw, there's really no need to 'orchestrate a mass Twitter campaign'.'

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