Seo Strategist Gifts

'Sanders, our numbers on google are slipping, let's pump up the keywords.'

"Remember son: give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to write search engine optimized content, and you feed him for a lifetime."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

CEO with SEO

Likes: $2.

"#Win!"

"Quit stalling, Smithers. Where's the SALES chart?"

Eldrow

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Obsession with the Internet.

"I can always tell when Philip is working on family finances. A 'cursor' appears on both sides of the computer screen."

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"I'd like to TikTok your offer and get comments before saying yes or no."

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

"That's the trouble with cute kittens - they attract a lot of traffic."

Man from refuse department says: 'We'll send you a new wheelie bin, Mrs Trubshaw, there's really no need to 'orchestrate a mass Twitter campaign'.'

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

Technology and Love

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

Wordplay: Nonstarter.

Internet Cafe.

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

'We've postponed the wedding until we come up with something we can do at the ceremony that will become a viral video.'

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

"I'm trying to grow a cancel culture – but it keeps dividing and dividing until there's nothing left."

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"Social media stocks have taken a beating I'm seeing a lot of avatars on ledges."