Seo Gifts

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

'Yeah, very impressive - but can you improve my website's Search Engine Ranking?'

Man celebrates his Google ranking.

'Sanders, our numbers on google are slipping, let's pump up the keywords.'

"That's the trouble with cute kittens - they attract a lot of traffic."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

Trial by Media

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

Occu-Pie Mars

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"Bond James, Bond."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

In the Guru District

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

2021

Copycats

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author