
What's in a Terrorist Name?
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What's in a Terrorist Name?
CEO with SEO
"Sorry, website closed for lunch."
Dad Trophies
Man doing a search on a computer
'I'm afraid it wouldn't work out, Kevin. You say 'data is' and I say 'data are'.'
"That's the trouble with cute kittens - they attract a lot of traffic."
Your Leaders Putting Words Into More Words
'I got caught in a blogstorm.'
"Google gets thousands of requests each day to erase links. Most of them seem to go back to my website."
"You look a lot better on paper than you do online."
I think that's what they call 'Googling yourself'!
"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."
This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.
"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."
"But think of the S.E.O. if the title actually named the two cities."
"Before we decide that SEO is dead, can someone tell me what SEO is?"
"I sell them for Website names."
'Welcome to Reputation Makeover! Tonight, my team and I will try to repair the tattered reputations of those appearing on other reality shows!'
"Our brand is about talking about our brand."
"Why, of course I love you...and other such keywords."
Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center
"Can you keep a secret?"
'Sanders, our numbers on google are slipping, let's pump up the keywords.'
"After seeing the benefits of web analytics, Amy hoped to learn something by attaching cookies to customers who visited her store."
'Today we learned if it ain't on Google, it ain't worth knowing.'
Able to Google Stuff Man
Digital Marketing
The Copywriter's Dilemma
'Man, your site is hard to find. Is it in the witness protection program?'
"And how do you feel when your patient does online research and thinks he's an expert?"
"We may have to try search engine optimisation."
"Our social media statistics show us that people don't want our product. The want videos of cats."
My password is ELEPHANT. It may not be the strongest, but I never forget it.
Big Eyes
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