Seo Expert T-Shirts

Man doing a search on a computer

Dad Trophies

'I'm afraid it wouldn't work out, Kevin. You say 'data is' and I say 'data are'.'

Your Leaders Putting Words Into More Words

"You look a lot better on paper than you do online."

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

"But think of the S.E.O. if the title actually named the two cities."

"Before we decide that SEO is dead, can someone tell me what SEO is?"

"Our brand is about talking about our brand."

"I sell them for Website names."

'Welcome to Reputation Makeover! Tonight, my team and I will try to repair the tattered reputations of those appearing on other reality shows!'

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

"Can you keep a secret?"

"After seeing the benefits of web analytics, Amy hoped to learn something by attaching cookies to customers who visited her store."

"And how do you feel when your patient does online research and thinks he's an expert?"

Able to Google Stuff Man

"We may have to try search engine optimisation."

'Today we learned if it ain't on Google, it ain't worth knowing.'

'Man, your site is hard to find. Is it in the witness protection program?'

The Copywriter's Dilemma

Digital Marketing

"Our social media statistics show us that people don't want our product. The want videos of cats."

My password is ELEPHANT. It may not be the strongest, but I never forget it.

'Even if I did know what SEO was - what's wrong with washing cars for a bit of extra pocket money.'