Seo Savvy T-Shirts

"That's the trouble with cute kittens - they attract a lot of traffic."

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

CEO with SEO

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

Online Dating

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

Victorian Selfie

'I'll be a responsible and mature asset to the company, as proven by the lack of asinine photos of me on Facebook.'

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

"#BeCurious"

"We do have on item the internet hasn't already beaten into the ground, ad nauseam."

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

'Ferguson here will explain the 'worst case scenario' of Social Security Privatization.'

If Watergate Happened Now the Press Would Be Too Busy Reporting on Tweets

'I got caught in a blogstorm.'

"Google gets thousands of requests each day to erase links. Most of them seem to go back to my website."

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

'I don't understand your question. Could you restate it as an answer?'

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

To get past the gates of Heaven you have to now enter an internet style password

"Before we decide that SEO is dead, can someone tell me what SEO is?"

"But think of the S.E.O. if the title actually named the two cities."

'I'd add 'UK' to your name and do it in big red letters...that'll be £15,000.'

"Wouldn't it have been easier just to tweet those?"

"We advised viewer discretion and they all decided not to watch."

"Why, of course I love you...and other such keywords."

"How'd I find you? I followed you on Twitter."

"I sell them for Website names."

Have you seen my iPhone? No. You lost it? I may have misplaced it. Big deal. You hate it. It'll turn up. Exactly, I hate it. I absolutely hate it. I especially hate the Scrabble app and I absolutely can't wait to find the phone so I can mock it further! Help: I love my iPhone. Oh dear. Trouble brewing. To be continued ...

Google Magazine

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

'Computer crime' 'To see your belongings visit our website www,burgular.com'

"Can you keep a secret?"