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"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

Victorian Selfie

"#BeCurious"

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

'Ferguson here will explain the 'worst case scenario' of Social Security Privatization.'

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

'I don't understand your question. Could you restate it as an answer?'

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

To get past the gates of Heaven you have to now enter an internet style password

"Before we decide that SEO is dead, can someone tell me what SEO is?"

"But think of the S.E.O. if the title actually named the two cities."

'I'd add 'UK' to your name and do it in big red letters...that'll be £15,000.'

"I sell them for Website names."

"We advised viewer discretion and they all decided not to watch."

Google Magazine

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

'Computer crime' 'To see your belongings visit our website www,burgular.com'

"Can you keep a secret?"