Seo Specialist Pillows

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

'After being on my site all day, it's nice to see some traffic.'

"Our social media statistics show us that people don't want our product. The want videos of cats."

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

"Do you think we're using the right key word?"

'Why is my site always the caboose on every search engine?'

"All you've done is written 'bananas' four hundred times."

"Can you keep a secret?"

'You don't like my metatags?' - 'All you've done is written 'bananas' four hundred times.'

"I sell them for Website names."

Digital Marketing

"My website has fewer impressions than Frank Caliendo."

"We may have to try search engine optimisation."

"It's a content farm!!!!"

Drive traffic to your site...

'Man, your site is hard to find. Is it in the witness protection program?'

Always the webmaster, Bob works to increase his hits.

'Even if I did know what SEO was - what's wrong with washing cars for a bit of extra pocket money.'

Home page on a computer

"Remember son: give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to write search engine optimized content, and you feed him for a lifetime."

'I'm afraid it wouldn't work out, Kevin. You say 'data is' and I say 'data are'.'

'You'll learn that our corporate structure is a bit unconventional.'

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

"But think of the S.E.O. if the title actually named the two cities."

"Before we decide that SEO is dead, can someone tell me what SEO is?"

"You've got web feet"

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

Google Magazine

"After seeing the benefits of web analytics, Amy hoped to learn something by attaching cookies to customers who visited her store."

'Today we learned if it ain't on Google, it ain't worth knowing.'

'It's Jopnes Sir! He's showing off his ballpoint pen again!'

Able to Google Stuff Man

"The guru us out. That's a link to Wikipedia."