Seo Specialist Prints

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

'Yeah, very impressive - but can you improve my website's Search Engine Ranking?'

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

Man celebrates his Google ranking.

'After being on my site all day, it's nice to see some traffic.'

'I believe his website just moved up a place on Google.'

"Our social media statistics show us that people don't want our product. The want videos of cats."

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

"Do you think we're using the right key word?"

'Why is my site always the caboose on every search engine?'

"All you've done is written 'bananas' four hundred times."

'185,496 views already! Late to the party. Again.'

"Can you keep a secret?"

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

'You don't like my metatags?' - 'All you've done is written 'bananas' four hundred times.'

'Sanders, our numbers on google are slipping, let's pump up the keywords.'

"I sell them for Website names."

Google cowboy

"Google gets thousands of requests each day to erase links. Most of them seem to go back to my website."

Digital Marketing

"My website has fewer impressions than Frank Caliendo."

"We may have to try search engine optimisation."

"Why, of course I love you...and other such keywords."

"It's a content farm!!!!"

CEO with SEO

Drive traffic to your site...

'Man, your site is hard to find. Is it in the witness protection program?'

'I got caught in a blogstorm.'

Always the webmaster, Bob works to increase his hits.

'Even if I did know what SEO was - what's wrong with washing cars for a bit of extra pocket money.'

'There's a real reason that I hate Google, but right at this moment I forget what that is.'

Home page on a computer

"Remember son: give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to write search engine optimized content, and you feed him for a lifetime."

'I'm afraid it wouldn't work out, Kevin. You say 'data is' and I say 'data are'.'

"That's the trouble with cute kittens - they attract a lot of traffic."