Search Engine Analyst Prints

The Anti-Agent

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

Man doing a search on a computer

'Wouldn't it be cheaper to apologise to the Middle East?'

"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."

"Mr. Miranda....we are using 'schedule 7' to hold you on suspicion of knowing someone who knew someone who was a whistleblower...."

Bureau of Disappearing Civil Liberties.

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

Aggression/Security

Workers are running out of one door labeled 'Reactive Business Intelligence,' while another worker in the next room sits calmly behind a door with a sign that reads, 'Proactive Business Intelligence.'

Man in hospital bed, along with ECG, mmHg, being monitored is also NSA.

"I've entered your PIN for you. "

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

"I hear you have been split testing our online advertising campaign. I haven't got a clue what that is but stop it now."

'We're out of duct tape.'

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."