Search Engine Guru Prints

Able to Google Stuff Man

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Robots In The Boardroom

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

The Modern Novel.

Man doing a search on a computer

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

Crocodile Selfie

Windows or Mac?

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

"Is that you talking or Wikipedia?"

'Don't be nervous but I think we're about to go LIVE on the new system.'

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

Giggle.

Of course we're faster and more powerful now. I just think we commanded more respect when we filled an entire room.

"What? More deliveries? Man, I never should have leased out my cloud for data storage."

I think that's what they call 'Googling yourself'!

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."

'From here I can monitor world stocks, or attend overseas teleconferences, unfortunately I can't get out though because the door's stuck.'

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

"The results of your last project are back and it appears the app you created makes you obsolete."

'Computers' 'Hardware' 'Software'

A Meeting of Computer Buffs.

"Text!"

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

'Take my advice, and never look in the back of your computer.'

"It was a lot easier to keep up with the Joneses before they replaced their entire workforce with robots."

"I haven't seen you up here before. When were you uploaded?"

Customer help - jargon talking i-diot.

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