Search Engine Guru T-Shirts

Able to Google Stuff Man

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Man doing a search on a computer

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

Crocodile Selfie

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

"Is that you talking or Wikipedia?"

'Don't be nervous but I think we're about to go LIVE on the new system.'

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."

'From here I can monitor world stocks, or attend overseas teleconferences, unfortunately I can't get out though because the door's stuck.'

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

"The results of your last project are back and it appears the app you created makes you obsolete."

'Computers' 'Hardware' 'Software'

A Meeting of Computer Buffs.

"What a coincidence. I'm downloading the 'Can Take It With You' app, too."

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

"Computer Help Line? I think something bad has happened to my hard drive!"

STRIP Hambone: The internet 'Where's it going?'

'I guess this marks the beginning of the prin-ting dynasty!'

"Text!"

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