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'Okay, I won't call the baby-sitter if you promise to spend the whole evening working on my web site.'

Robot Parts $5

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'Here's MY information highway!'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Geek fairies

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

"When you say you're behind me 100%, do you mean base ten or binary?"

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

Crocodile Selfie

I've always been slower than computers...

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

Computer help.

Tech support...can I help you!

"Are you sure that a 'tamiflu injection' will cure my computer virus?"

'Don't be nervous but I think we're about to go LIVE on the new system.'

"Is that you talking or Wikipedia?"

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

"The results of your last project are back and it appears the app you created makes you obsolete."

'From here I can monitor world stocks, or attend overseas teleconferences, unfortunately I can't get out though because the door's stuck.'