Google Guru T-Shirts

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'We ran a full DNA test, STR and Mitochondrial analysis... and Bob here 'Googled' it just to make sure.'

I'm Googling a couple of old uni mates.

A Puppet Named Juan

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

Thru versus Through Traffic

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Punctuation Police

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

A Copy Editor and His Dog

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

"I've just barbecued my head again."

'The Questioner'

"I try to write a little bit every day."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

Homo Gamus

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

'Curious how all four previous employers spelt 'exceptional' with just an 'x'.'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Personnel - "This letter of recommendation is full of misspellings!"

Dating an English Major

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

'Who teaches apostrophe usage?'

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.