Google Guru Gifts

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'We ran a full DNA test, STR and Mitochondrial analysis... and Bob here 'Googled' it just to make sure.'

Man celebrates his Google ranking.

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Jiddury? Social anxiety. That's what Google says it is, anyway. But Google's no doctor. I thought it'd be better to get the opinion of a professional. I see, well, why don't we start the diagnosis by having you hang up your phone, get out of your car and come inside? No, that's ok. I'm good here. You have a lovely parking lot. I've got donuts in here. No, that's ok, I'm good. I've got cracker crumbs on the floor.

I'm Googling a couple of old uni mates.

"I'm just googling what happens next."

"Who can tell me how to determine the height of the Washington Monument?"

A Puppet Named Juan

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Thru versus Through Traffic

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

A Copy Editor and His Dog

Punctuation Police

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

'The Questioner'

'Roget it's fantastic, superb, extraordinary...where on earth did you get the idea?'

"I've just barbecued my head again."

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

Robots In The Boardroom

Homo Gamus

"I try to write a little bit every day."

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

'Who teaches apostrophe usage?'

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

'Curious how all four previous employers spelt 'exceptional' with just an 'x'.'