Goggle Guru Gifts

Henry proudly models his new goggles that prevent him from losing a contact lens.

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

'I can't, you're sitting on my flippers.'

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

Homo Gamus

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Whack-a-molecule

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

"Careful! He knows computers."

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

Kindergarten. Today; Simon Says. I don't know who this "Simon Says" is, but he could make a killing in product endorsements!

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Turkey to human dictionary - 'Quiet!!! You don't realize what you're saying!'

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

Prawn Amend

'I wish you would update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

'Red nine on the black ten.' 'Thanks.'

'That piggy bank is for my college fund.'

'You forgot your glasses again, didn't you?'

"It's a puzzle to me"

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

'I should never have married a bloody referee.'

Hippie Edibles Co.

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'