Goggle Geek Gifts

"Ever since he got those goggles ..."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Can our software do that?'

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Early cyborg.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

'Maybe the reason we don't have those 'off the chart' sales anymore is because our charts are too big.'

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

Connected to Technology.

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

Two Generations of Readers

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

The World's First Electronic Paperweight

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

Large print e-book.

'Hi! I'm on the tree.'

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

Sales.