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"Ever since he got those goggles ..."

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Can our software do that?'

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Early cyborg.

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Eldrow

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'Maybe the reason we don't have those 'off the chart' sales anymore is because our charts are too big.'

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

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The Modern Novel.

Two Generations of Readers

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

The World's First Electronic Paperweight

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

Connected to Technology.

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

"My Blackberry will get in touch with your Blackberry."

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

Large print e-book.

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

Sales.

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

'Hi! I'm on the tree.'