Goggle Lover Pillows

'I know they give you good impact protection, but.....'

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"

The Depressing Economic Crisis

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

"Yeah, work is tough, but nothing compared to coming home and stepping on one of the kids' legos."

New York Gondolier

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

'Mom forgot to do the laundry last night, so I made clothes out of Legos.'

"I'm only wearing one globe because the weather forecast said that toay it might be warm, but on the other hand it might be cold."

'I knew we should have brought your marigolds,dear!'

'I must warn you, I'm an army boxer.'

"The water feature doubles as a plunge pool."

"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!"

'Let's see you reverse this, Switherton!'

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the Lego."

Henry proudly models his new goggles that prevent him from losing a contact lens.

'Why didn't you stop it?' - 'I didn't want to get my new gloves dirty.'

PFI Lego - Buy now, pay when you grow up!

"My husband's ill, so I'm standing in for him."

"Sorry about the expletive."

'I should have won that last fight.'

"I already had the snorkel, so I figured, why not!"

'Huh! There goes Sunday lunch!'

"Is it the slime?"

Cricketer uses computer search engine called 'Googly'.

A chemist misunderstanding the request of a lady after a way to clean gloves.

I wanted gloves without fingers!