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Handbag store - "Perfect."

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Scarf puts hat back on.

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

The sunglasses.

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"Overkill, dude."

'I think there's been some mistake...'

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

'Don't you think you've had enough?'

Do you like my bling?

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

The public was right

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

'Now that's what I CALL a spectacle case.'

Snake Dress-Up

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

Emperor Trump and Sultan Erdogan

'Sir Steve Austin is here to see you.'

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

"They don't make me look too owlish, do they?"

Shoe Whore

You know your getting old when you have to put on your reading glasses to trim your eyebrows...

"Oh, swallow your pride and go to the eye doctor!"