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Handbag store - "Perfect."

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Scarf puts hat back on.

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"Overkill, dude."

The sunglasses.

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

Do you like my bling?

'Don't you think you've had enough?'

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

The public was right

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

Snake Dress-Up

'Now that's what I CALL a spectacle case.'

Emperor Trump and Sultan Erdogan

Shoe Whore

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

"They don't make me look too owlish, do they?"

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

You know your getting old when you have to put on your reading glasses to trim your eyebrows...

"Oh, swallow your pride and go to the eye doctor!"

Bad Outfit Alarm.