Glove Enthusiasts Pillows

'I can't see you either...'

'It's more festive-looking!'

Dance.

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

In case of funky emergency, break glass

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"

'Get him in a full nelson, you dolt! You'll never pin him with a Heimlich maneuver!'

Consenting Adults.

Italy in Three Days."We're doing Assisi tomorrow. Myra wants to shop red leather jeans."

'I don't know about this new computer inventory system. It just ordered a thousand left handed four fingered surgical gloves.'

'Glue will wreak havoc on your arteries.'

Deregulated Baseball

An Eskimo ice fishing on a golf course.

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

"Would you like Daddy to tend the pin?"

Golfballs 19th drinking hole

"Look, you took a huge fashion risk and it just didn't work out for you."

Boxing

"Look, Gwen!...Beak warmers!"

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

The natural selection process in golf.

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

'No pressure, Louie!!'

"The seventh green is gonna be a bitch!"

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

"Not just Sundays, I think it's a sin for you to play any day!"