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A chemist misunderstanding the request of a lady after a way to clean gloves.

'I should have won that last fight.'

Handbag store - "Perfect."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

High security Santa's grotto

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

Scarf puts hat back on.

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

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Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

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"You're right. They do taste funny."

Do you like my bling?

"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"

'Best to keep downwind.'

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

'But it didn't cost anything, dear! I did it all off balance-sheet!'

'I don't know about this new computer inventory system. It just ordered a thousand left handed four fingered surgical gloves.'

'Attention everyone! I'd like to make a rebuttal of the resolution my husband just made about my going SHOPPING.'

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

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'Hold my purse. I'm going in only to complain.'

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

Crocodile Shoes

"Sir, there are no waitresses or menus — this is Crate & Barrel."

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

"I circulate around the classroom to make sure the class runs smoothly. I need a pair of comfortable walking shoes."