Glove Lover Pillows

Boxer

"My husband's ill, so I'm standing in for him."

'Now's your chance. . . You always said you could beat him with your eyes closed.'

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

Bubble gum leaves

"Do you do much walking?"

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"

'I don't know about this new computer inventory system. It just ordered a thousand left handed four fingered surgical gloves.'

Gold Crisis

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

Pick Me Ups.

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

"Look, Gwen!...Beak warmers!"

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

Cultivating Toughness in Footballs.

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

Slug Hospitals

'I must warn you, I'm an army boxer.'

Old age is crueller than you think kid!"

"I'm only wearing one globe because the weather forecast said that toay it might be warm, but on the other hand it might be cold."

'I knew we should have brought your marigolds,dear!'

"Jimmy Choo, Mahnolo Blahnik- honestly can't taste the difference."

"You missed the garlic. The place went nuts when he added the garlic."

'Better put this on. . . health and safety.'

'Call me a slave to fashion, but how do I get down from these without killing myself?'

Hand takes a shower,

'I never know whether I should get good gloves that I'll lose after three runs, or cheap gloves that'll fall apart after five runs.'