Glove Lover Gifts

Boxer

"My husband's ill, so I'm standing in for him."

'Now's your chance. . . You always said you could beat him with your eyes closed.'

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

Bubble gum leaves

"Do you do much walking?"

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

'I don't know about this new computer inventory system. It just ordered a thousand left handed four fingered surgical gloves.'

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

Gold Crisis

Pick Me Ups.

Cultivating Toughness in Footballs.

"Look, Gwen!...Beak warmers!"

"Happy slime trails to you, until we meet again!"

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

Martina Klein

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

'I must warn you, I'm an army boxer.'

Old age is crueller than you think kid!"

Ask me about my uppercut.

"I'm only wearing one globe because the weather forecast said that toay it might be warm, but on the other hand it might be cold."

'Look at it this way...you're like a big pop star! The hits just keep on coming!'

'We can only offer you our basic dental plan: this dental floss and a pack of sugar-free gum.'

'I knew we should have brought your marigolds,dear!'

He's not going to say anything. He just likes to lick his glove.

Slug Hospitals

Ines Sastre

"Jimmy Choo, Mahnolo Blahnik- honestly can't taste the difference."

"You missed the garlic. The place went nuts when he added the garlic."

'Better put this on. . . health and safety.'