Gum Lover Gifts

Bubble gum leaves

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

The Brothers Grime

"I said slime."

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

'Fergie quits - chewing gum sales hit all time low!'

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

'At milking time, I just love the soft hands of the new young farm hand: A nice change from old farmer John's...'

'This is where I keep my gum.'

Martina Klein

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

'What did I learn in school today? You can't chew gum in class even if you brought a pack for the teacher.'

"I would love to get my hands on the official who sent him home on gardening leave!"

Bubblegum High Jinks with the Pachyderm Brothers.

'We can only offer you our basic dental plan: this dental floss and a pack of sugar-free gum.'

"I'm only wearing one globe because the weather forecast said that toay it might be warm, but on the other hand it might be cold."

'I hope you brought enough chewing gum for everybody.'

Ines Sastre

Doctor to patient 'Take two of these and call me in the morning...'

Typical Viral Coversation - "So many people so little time."

'That's enough cream. Please stop.'

Repossessed Properties.

'It's a high pressure job but worth it.'

'Wait! Wash my dentures first.'

Laughing fish being tickled by worm.

'All those in favor...'

'Sorry, it's always the same - one glass of champers and I go all giggly!'

'See, I told you I can text and chew gum at the same time.'

"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!"

'Let's see you reverse this, Switherton!'