Gum Lovers Gifts

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Bubble gum leaves

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

'At milking time, I just love the soft hands of the new young farm hand: A nice change from old farmer John's...'

'That isn't true Mrs. Jones, I can find my ass with both hands. And if you want me to prove it, it'll be $150.00 a day, plus expenses.'

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

'What did I learn in school today? You can't chew gum in class even if you brought a pack for the teacher.'

'This is where I keep my gum.'

"A movie deal, a recording contract, clothing line, rehab, first marriage, fragrance, baby, second marriage, reality show …"

Bubblegum High Jinks with the Pachyderm Brothers.

"I'm only wearing one globe because the weather forecast said that toay it might be warm, but on the other hand it might be cold."

'I hope you brought enough chewing gum for everybody.'

'It's a high pressure job but worth it.'

'That's enough cream. Please stop.'

Well, thanks, but we have no need of a Divorce Lawyer: We're Lovebirds you see...'

'See, I told you I can text and chew gum at the same time.'

'All those in favor...'

'Wait! Wash my dentures first.'

'Since you're new here, let me give you a tip: Never, EVER, look under the chairs!'

"You'll sit in a duck blind in freezing rain all day, but won't take a vitamin unless it's a cherry-flavored gummy chewable."

"Sorry. Gum is not a food group."

"I think we need to get some cream on that"

'It's for teenage girls.'

Bubblegum dentures...

"If you're going to chew gum you should bring enough for everyone."

'I'd like to see that smart aleck second grade teacher ask me if I have enough for the whole class now.'

Love is the Answer - For a Practical Demonstration Call...

'Directives from the government, meetings with the union, disputes with suppliers - it's getting more and more difficult to make bubble gum these days.'