Gum Lovers Pillows

'We can only offer you our basic dental plan: this dental floss and a pack of sugar-free gum.'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Bubble gum leaves

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

'Fergie quits - chewing gum sales hit all time low!'

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

'At milking time, I just love the soft hands of the new young farm hand: A nice change from old farmer John's...'

'That isn't true Mrs. Jones, I can find my ass with both hands. And if you want me to prove it, it'll be $150.00 a day, plus expenses.'

'This is where I keep my gum.'

'What did I learn in school today? You can't chew gum in class even if you brought a pack for the teacher.'

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

'I hope you brought enough chewing gum for everybody.'

"I'm only wearing one globe because the weather forecast said that toay it might be warm, but on the other hand it might be cold."

Bubblegum High Jinks with the Pachyderm Brothers.

"A movie deal, a recording contract, clothing line, rehab, first marriage, fragrance, baby, second marriage, reality show …"

Diane Kruger

'It's a high pressure job but worth it.'

'That's enough cream. Please stop.'

Well, thanks, but we have no need of a Divorce Lawyer: We're Lovebirds you see...'

'See, I told you I can text and chew gum at the same time.'

'Wait! Wash my dentures first.'

'All those in favor...'

'Since you're new here, let me give you a tip: Never, EVER, look under the chairs!'

"You'll sit in a duck blind in freezing rain all day, but won't take a vitamin unless it's a cherry-flavored gummy chewable."

"I think we need to get some cream on that"

"Sorry. Gum is not a food group."

'Directives from the government, meetings with the union, disputes with suppliers - it's getting more and more difficult to make bubble gum these days.'

"If you're going to chew gum you should bring enough for everyone."

'I'd like to see that smart aleck second grade teacher ask me if I have enough for the whole class now.'

"See? Right there - it says bubblegum."

"In my day, we got bubblegum in our hair, not drones!"