Gag-loving Gums Pillows

'Wait! Wash my dentures first.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Bubble gum leaves

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

'Tell your mom you coughed it up and you're guaranteed a day off from school.'

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

'YAY! PATE!'

"I'm in for observation."

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

"Because it's got a goddam crack in it, that's why."

'...and don't think I didn't see that flying tackle.'

Egypt 1896. Dr Howard Prendergast and Percy Smythe discover the tomb of King Ahktuman the Practical Joker, proving conclusively that the ancient Egyptians were the first culture to use whoopee cushion.

"Yikes! Okay, I'm going to pretend I didn't see this."

'Congratulations - you're the first victim of recombinant DNA.'

"Is it working?"

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

"Don't mind me - finish the gag."

Wise man scaring baby Jesus.

'My first drink since my accident.'

The Fart Side

'What did I learn in school today? You can't chew gum in class even if you brought a pack for the teacher.'

'Admit it you need glasses, that is my false eyelash you have just sprayed.'

This would be Andy's first and last day as golf instructor at Sunset Oaks Country Club: "Remember, *hic*....Always jerk your head up and swing at the ball as hard as you can."

Chiropodist is wearing a gas mask while treating a client.

'Methane Happens.'

Kick Me T Shirts.

'Brother John had discovered a loophole in the vow of silence'