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'Wait! Wash my dentures first.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

Bubble Gum Farms.

Bubble gum leaves

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'Tell your mom you coughed it up and you're guaranteed a day off from school.'

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

'YAY! PATE!'

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

"Because it's got a goddam crack in it, that's why."

'...and don't think I didn't see that flying tackle.'

Egypt 1896. Dr Howard Prendergast and Percy Smythe discover the tomb of King Ahktuman the Practical Joker, proving conclusively that the ancient Egyptians were the first culture to use whoopee cushion.

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

"I'm in for observation."

Paul McCartney, The Surgeon - "I want to hold your gland yeah, yeah, yeah..."

"Yikes! Okay, I'm going to pretend I didn't see this."

'Congratulations - you're the first victim of recombinant DNA.'

Wise man scaring baby Jesus.

'Admit it you need glasses, that is my false eyelash you have just sprayed.'

The Fart Side

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

"Is it working?"

"Don't mind me - finish the gag."

'My first drink since my accident.'

'What did I learn in school today? You can't chew gum in class even if you brought a pack for the teacher.'

The dark secret about where the Easter Bunny gets the candy...

Chiropodist is wearing a gas mask while treating a client.

This would be Andy's first and last day as golf instructor at Sunset Oaks Country Club: "Remember, *hic*....Always jerk your head up and swing at the ball as hard as you can."

'Methane Happens.'

"Apparently, this is his 'great lost masterpiece...'"