Gummy Enthusiast Gifts

"We're so sorry for your floss."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Vegetarian Birds

Bubble gum leaves

Musical notes bubble gum.

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

'Fergie quits - chewing gum sales hit all time low!'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

Whale Piñata.

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

"In a move sure to revolutionize the industry, Lincoln Middle School is using Halloween candy energy levels to offset costs in November, December and January."

"I'm not going to try and sugarcoat this..."

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

"That was a great kiss, Joey...but can I have my gum back please?"

Easter Bunny!

'2 chocolate truffles in the morning and 2 in the evening should cure your broken heart,,,'

"It's marzipan pigs."

'What a cool way of blowing bubblegum!'

Call it Tough Love.

'That isn't true Mrs. Jones, I can find my ass with both hands. And if you want me to prove it, it'll be $150.00 a day, plus expenses.'

"My parents are always complaining about my sweet tooth, but do they ever have a nice word to say about my wisdom tooth?"

'Hey, wait a minute!'

Pick Me Ups.

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

'Wow, these messages are even shorter than twitter tweets.'

'What did I learn in school today? You can't chew gum in class even if you brought a pack for the teacher.'

'To attract the most talented spies we're changing our package . . . to jammie dodgers and a gobstopper.'