Gumshoe Enthusiast Gifts

'That isn't true Mrs. Jones, I can find my ass with both hands. And if you want me to prove it, it'll be $150.00 a day, plus expenses.'

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Shoe addict.

New Shoes.

Mister Pretty Shoes

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"Do you do much walking?"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

Mystery of the Poets

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

Consenting Adults.

"You're right. They do taste funny."

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

Crocodile Shoes

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

FASHION NOTESFIRST SHOES FROM ITALY

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

'Please don't read anything into the fact that I'm wearing loafers. I assure you I'm a very energetic worker.'