Gummy Enthusiast Mugs

"We're so sorry for your floss."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Bubble gum leaves

Vegetarian Birds

Musical notes bubble gum.

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

Whale Piñata.

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

"In a move sure to revolutionize the industry, Lincoln Middle School is using Halloween candy energy levels to offset costs in November, December and January."

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

'2 chocolate truffles in the morning and 2 in the evening should cure your broken heart,,,'

Easter Bunny!

"It's marzipan pigs."

'What a cool way of blowing bubblegum!'

"That was a great kiss, Joey...but can I have my gum back please?"

'That isn't true Mrs. Jones, I can find my ass with both hands. And if you want me to prove it, it'll be $150.00 a day, plus expenses.'

"My parents are always complaining about my sweet tooth, but do they ever have a nice word to say about my wisdom tooth?"

'Hey, wait a minute!'

Pick Me Ups.

'What did I learn in school today? You can't chew gum in class even if you brought a pack for the teacher.'

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

"Junior just kept saying 'add to cart...add to cart...'."