Gum Enthusiast Mugs

'Since you're new here, let me give you a tip: Never, EVER, look under the chairs!'

Sugar free gum.

'Spit that gum out, Kovalesky! -- you know you're no good at multi-tasking!'

'Billy, you will have your computer print out ‘I will not chew gum in class one million times.''

"If you're going to chew gum you should bring enough for everyone."

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

'All those in favor...'

'When Gridley walks and chews gum at the same time, he thinks he's multitasking.'

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

'I'd like to see that smart aleck second grade teacher ask me if I have enough for the whole class now.'

Albania outlaws chewing gum.

Bubblegum High Jinks with the Pachyderm Brothers.

The hazards of chewing gum and pitching at the same time.

'That's him. Though I can barely recognize him... Don't look, sweetie.'

"All he did was stick gum in my hair, and now I have to put up with all this innuendo."

'I hope you brought enough chewing gum for everybody.'

'See, I told you I can text and chew gum at the same time.'

'It's a letter from the doctor. It looks like I have gum disease!'

'What did I learn in school today? You can't chew gum in class even if you brought a pack for the teacher.'

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

"What's a polite and subtle way to let someone know his breath reeks?" "You could try the old 'take out a piece of gum for yourself, and offer them one too.'" "I invented that one back in nineteen and twenty-nine, when I offered a stick to old Jebediah Stinkman." "Let me rephrase: What's a less subtle way to tell someone his breath reeks?" "You could try leaving a note."

Bubble gum leaves

Diamond outfits

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

'Fergie quits - chewing gum sales hit all time low!'

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

Toothless Meal

Elton John

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'