Glove Lovers Gifts

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

"I'm only wearing one globe because the weather forecast said that toay it might be warm, but on the other hand it might be cold."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

Bubble gum leaves

Customer Convention

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"

"I can count to 20...Without taking off my shoes."

'I don't know about this new computer inventory system. It just ordered a thousand left handed four fingered surgical gloves.'

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

Gold Crisis

Pick Me Ups.

Cultivating Toughness in Footballs.

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

Martina Klein

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

"Look, Gwen!...Beak warmers!"

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

Old age is crueller than you think kid!"

He's not going to say anything. He just likes to lick his glove.

'I knew we should have brought your marigolds,dear!'

'Look at it this way...you're like a big pop star! The hits just keep on coming!'

'We can only offer you our basic dental plan: this dental floss and a pack of sugar-free gum.'

Ines Sastre

'I must warn you, I'm an army boxer.'

"You missed the garlic. The place went nuts when he added the garlic."

'There's nothing wrong. My hands are cold and I left my warm gloves in the tractor.'

Biking Granny.

My mom put the clips on because I'm always losing my gloves.

'I'm gonna go slip into something less comfortable.'